STUART LAKE aka STUBALLS, STUPORT, LAKE, STU, NATHAN HARMAN.

 

Ive know Stu for about 15 years now, we went to playschool together, then school, then primary school and then my intelligence took over as he became an apprentice and i moved on to bigger and better things (joking stu).

He wont mind me saying, in fact he prides himself on being one of the laziest scrots known to men. Many a weekends have we spent whiling the hours away, wether it be watching films in the lounge or playing Fomula 1 on the playstation (which i think i beat him once at out of about 200 races).

Stu was my first real drinking partner, being three times the size of me he naturally used to be able to absorb 3 times as much alcohol before he was pissed. By that time I would be cleaning sick from his lounge carpet, then we would get on the bus to go out!! Hardcore bois. Anyway, nowadays we are known to split a litre of vodka between the two of us and devour it within a couple of hours, idiotic really but dammn good fun.

With Stu you always get a laugh, no matter how much of a bone idol bastard he is we always manage to have fun and take the piss out of each other the extremes, sometimes ending in violence, but always with smiles on our faces.

All in all Stus a diamond geezer and a friend who i hope to have for life.

 

Stu's all time funny moment: When he was kicked in the baby maker and then smacked in the head with a remote control.

 

Love you man. 

 

 

DANIEL MCCREADIE aka MCCREADIE, SPEEDY, DAN, NATHAN HARMAN

 

Ive been lucky enough to have Dan as a good friend for about 8 years now. The fateful day where we stepped off the bus and went to your house to watch Kingpin was the start of something special. We spent a few memorable years together (with Stu also) avidly watching WWF (now WWE). We would sleep at each others houses and stay up till 1 in the morning just waiting for the main events to START. Admitedly I would be asleep by 1.15 but thats not the point.

Dan os one of the most generous people you are likely to meet, he's always willing to lend you money, clothes etc, and occasionally he remembers to ask for it back, ha ha - nah im straight wit you at the moment i tink.

Anyways , the guy has real problems with doing nothing, he always has to have something on the go, which is definately a good thing. He has about 15 buisnesses going at the moment, debatable to wether he has made any sales but thats not the point. Im sure he will make an amzing buisness entrepeneur one day soon.

He's having his dirty way with another youngen at the moment, hope it goes well for ya buddy and you dont have another lucy on ya hands, and thats a lot!

 

Dans's all time funny moment: The pringle - bed head smash, he knows what i mean.

 

PETER SMITH aka PEPé, PETE.

 

I met young Peter at Pilton. It didn't take long before we were good friends and had a cool little crew going. In all our years of friendship since we've had plenty of laughs, some at each others expense. I wont forget the time we were in my room and shot my dad in the garden with my BB gun, dannng he was pissed.

As some of you will know my drink of choice is vodka, well when we hit the drink hard before biddy Pete can guzzle Bacardi in the much the same way. 

Pete pimps around in his Mums punto of love, we've had some cool races with him taking on the almighty Micra of power, the one on the way to braunton was the best. 

Pete, like most of these other geezers, is always there if you need a chat. One day he will have his own Ray Meers -like extreme survival show. Just a shame he wasnt on form when we went to camp in Fremington Woods and left the tent pegs at home. 

 

Anyways, wouldnt wanna be without you ya ceeeeeeeent.

 

Oh and RIP Jess (his dog)

 

Pete's all time funny moment: Christ there are loads but the powerball to the ass is the most recent one i can think of. 

 

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JASON WOOLWAY aka J, GAY, GAYSON.

 

Ive only known J for a few years now but we have become really close. I think if you clock up the amount of time we have spent driving aimlessly around barnstaple and bideford wit clubland bangin in the back we could definately regain a few lost years of our lives. However, every moment with J is a good one, he can make me laugh with the witty things he says and we always have a good mum banter.

I think J is on his 33rd car now, actually no, for the first time in his life he is car-less. He keeps telling me how much he cant wait for me to come home in the summer so he can waste all my petrol instead of his.

We have had some wicked times on the pissers together in the past year or so, the funniest time when we took it upon ourselves to drink a crate of 24 bottles and J passed out on the shitter. I can still picture the two bounces laughing at you as you slouched down with your trouser round your ankles, funny shit,

Anways boy, one day i will have a faster car than you then i can take the piss outta you instead of visa versa!!

 

Love ya bwoyzee.

 

J's all time funny moment: Watch Cudz stumble round your house when he was off his tits, the same night we drank ourselves to death, swear i was hungover for weeks after that night.

 

DEAN WAIT aka DEANO, DEAN MALENKO, WAITY, NATHAN.

 

Deaaaaanooooooooooo is what the guy is always greeted with. He is truely a legend amongst men. Like Stu, ive known Dean for many a year, Back in the day Dean would be knocking at my door at seven in the morning and we would playing football in the park for hours on end.

In secondary school we drifted apart a bit but now we are back together like brothers in arms. Pimping around in the Fezza of love is always a laugh, shouting at random people and checkin out the talent outside of Shout, what a bunch of dirty pervs. Gotta love it tho innit.

Deans the kinda guy who could turn the atmosphere at a funeral upside down, he's got a real cheeky smile and a laugh you can't mistake.

He's recently made the mistake of joining us on our outings to Bideford, it all goes down hill from here son!!. My sources also tell me that recently he drank a litttttle bit more than he could handle, poor lad. You'll come round, when you drink with stu you have to!!

Anways Deano you a true buddy and may the good times only get better from here onwards!!

 

Deans all time funny moment: "Wassssssson John" - nuff said.

 

DANIEL CUDMORE - aka (here we go) CUDDERS, SPUDDERS, SPUDMORE, CUNTMORE, CUNTWHORE, DANIEL LOUISE CUDMORE, CUDz the UDZ (there more but they just get ruder)

 

Well, well, well, my good friend Daniel Cudmore. Now i truely have known the guy for far longer than i would have liked to! Just kiddin'.

Of all the people i know, Dan truely has to be the clumsiest . Wether it be dropping things, gettin food all over himself or falling over, Dans done it. Dut its definetly what makes Dan, Dan.

Living just round the corner from me (in barnstaple) we have been round each others houses more times than stus had hot dinners. Me and my sister would love it when him and his sister would get into fights. Spurring them on always seemed to be the most sensible thing to do and boy was it funny as hell.

With Dan im always laughing. He has a habit of saying things that arent funny at all but end up making you laugh because they are just so inappropriate.

He is a mechanic in training and is currently pimping his corsa out to the max.

He is definately the dictionary definition of Marmite - he can either be a cool, wicked, funny guy to be around, or an annoying little c*nt.

Anyways, there are simply too many things to say about this bald little ceeent so am not gonna try.

Dan, you batty but i love e.

 

Dans all time funny moment: God there are hundred of things I could put here but the funniest thing has to be the field incident - everyone close in the loop will know what that entails.

 

 

VICKI WILKINS aka PUMP, PUMP FLUMP, BITTY, BITTY MCLEAN, SHITFACE

 

Well, you may say that i've left the very best till last.

If it comes down to the total amount of laughs shared with a person throughout the entire time you've known them then the award definately goes to Vicki.

Myself and Vicki definately share some form of sibling pyschological connection - always have, always will.

Thinking right back to our school years, the amount of fun we used to have - whether it was flicking food around, daring each other to do stupid things, playing hilarious pranks on one another, such funny times.

It would be simply impossible to real off a list of all the things that happened. I have no doubt that you could quite easily fill a book with all the funny shit we used to do to each other.

Now we have aged a bit, the immaturity has passed its peak, yet we still share some funny moments (though more now as a result of alcoholage).

What makes it better is that Vicki is part of the loop of friends i have, including all the jeffreys above, so when we all get together the amount of piss taking is extreme.

Remember playin zombies wiv rob manson? remember locking me in my cupboard and nearly scaring me to death, remember licking every peice of furniture in the lounge just cos you thought you were being funny? hahahaha too many funny things.

 

Anyways let the good times keep rollin,

 

Vickis all time funny moment: coming soon

 

 

 

Anyways, that just about concludes that list. There are undoubtedly things i havent said that i should have but i can always add to it.

Have fun, and you can now feel sorry for me knowing the scum i have to hang around with, HA!

 

Peace out.

 

If you look back to my list of things I want to achieve in my life you may remember me commenting on how I would love to (when I become rich) buy a really rundown clapped out piece of shite of a car and then modify the performance of the car only, not the exterior, and carry out any necessary reinforcements to wheels etc so that I could show up all the boy racers in town, BIG time.

Now recently I have been putting some thought exactly into what kind of car I think would be best suited for this simply genious idea. I have thrown in a few pics of cars I think would go down a treat in this situation...

As you can see, I think the idea would work best with older cars because people automatically assume a car is not gonna be able to manage 30mph if it was made before 1990 (I know thats very rarely the case but Im just making a point). With the expception of the disgustingly horrible smart car. As much as I despise this car I think it would work good in this experiment purely because I really dont like it.

Anyway, we have a Smart Car, Hillman Minx, Lada, Morris and of course the lovely nismo.

I can just see the faces on all them boy racers now as I pull up beside them at the traffic lights and begin to rev my engine, to see them laugh the heads off and then cry when I pull away from them at blistering speed. Come on you gotta admit it would be a wicked idea.

So if anyones up for funding this then drop me a line.

El CrEePo

Ps. Sorry if for some bizarre reason I have used a picture of your car, I took these images from Autotrader.co.uk and they are all up for sale, to make a mends I put a picture of my car up to!

So, ive finished uni for the summer and have started work already. What an idiot.

Anyway, watch this space, im sure summin interesting is gonna happen sooner or later that i can type about.

Oh and R.I.P Phils cat.

El CrEePo

If u wana know how to get a counter then head over to http://spaces.msn.com/members/theyallsuck and Phil has typed out a brief instruction list.

El CrEePo

The new pictures I have put up are the direct result of one of my uni mates leaving his camera (stupidly) on the table with 3 members of the creepy squad in its vicinity.

I must emphasise (on his request) that in the picture of Phil with his hand in the bin he is not actually going through the rubbish.

El CrEePo 

So after the traumatic experiences caused by captain idiot face who left them comments, me and Phil have decided to call a truce and end the war (which he was quite clearly winning anyway) and focus all our efforts towards the unecessarily abusive saddo's out there.

Not sure how yet, but when creeps come together (especially the 2 founding members) all hell breaks loose.

....Watch this space....

El CrEePo

Some cool guy left a load of comments of my site and on Phils site and also on other peoples site under Phils name, maybe even mine aswell but I havent spotted any yet.

Anyway what i wanted to say was an apology if these offended anybody, obviously this person is so pathetic that they feel they need to act so immature to get a kick, and subsequently ruin other peoples sites.

If there was anyway of reporting this person I would, and theres no way in hell im gonna delete my space just to fill this idiot with a sense of achievement. So if you are reading this with a big smug smile across your face I suggest you do something more constructive and maybe actually get a life.

El CrEePo

PS - Excuse the fotos of me, i just had to vent some frustration on this lame ass.

Check out the list I have made on the left of the screen telling you 99 things about me. And relating to the comment that someone left about me having too much time on my hands, Its not that I have too much time, Its that I should be doing other things! Like Revision! Reminds me, better get to that.

Ok..I have been thinking about this and I need some questions answered.

I myself have had quite a strong fear of spiders for some time now, the very sight of a house spider makes my skin crawl and i cant be anywhere near it. Im fine with the little money spiders, they dont worry me at all, but anything bigger than a 1 pence piece and I start to cringe.

So anyway, I was wondering, what is it about spiders that makes people scared of them and how come some people (like my mum) can just pick them up and throw them out the window whilst I'm sat crying in the corner?

After some thought about this I have come up with a number of reasons as to why we should be scared of these little minions of evil.

• They have 8 legs - making them very adept to climbing, running, getting to places that as humans we cant get to.
• The way they scarper across the kitchen floor and arent afraid to run across your bloody foot as they do so.
• They way they conveniently place their webs in your garden shed so when you walk in you get a nice face full.
• The thought that the small ones can get into your mouth and ears and stuff when u sleep, EUUGHH! Little bastards.
• The way they lay there nests in the corner out of sight so you dont know they are there untill they're crawling all over the pissing place.
• The way they only die when you use the really strong toilet air freshener and spray the shit out of them. Even then some of them take the piss out of you and carry on running. If they had fingers they would blatently be sticking the middle one up at you.

***CASE STUDY***

A while back me and a friend came across a monsterous spider in my bathtub, why they always feel the need to go into the bathtub i dont know!, anyway after several minutes of deliberating on how to get this bad boy out of the bath tub and into the toilet my mate went for the kill.

The creepy thing that came next was like something out of a horror film. We managed to get this spider (which must have been the size of one of my fingers in diameter) into the toilet. From mocking us in the bath tub he went on to start mocking us in the toilet. He just sat on the surface of the water and looked up at the us waiting for our next move. So obviously we flushed the toilet, by this time I was screaming like a little girl but anyway. This thing refused to go and he was so strong he was fighting the downwards force of the water, we could actually see him (im calling it a him just for the benefit of the example, im not sexist - what am i chattin bout it was a bloody spider) pulling itself upwards.

The next move was the decider as we poured some bleech in. This took him down within seconds and we had won, not without a stuggle though. And before you start yelling at me for cruelty, im totally one for not being cruel to animals, but SPIDERS, well im beginning to be convinced that these are some kind of alien life form monitoring our activity, so as far as im concerned im doing us all a favour in taking down one of the big bad boyz of the crew.

Anyway, in conclusion, I think spiders are pure evil, they look horrible, they act horribly and they are just generally horrible. Some may agree, i expect some will disagree. Let me know.

El CrEePo

As im sure u are all so eager to hear what my day has involved I will tell you....

Firstly my alarm was set to wake me up at 10.00, however, after hittin the sleep button on my fone about 5 times i FINALLY got out of bed at about 11.15. I proceeded to have a shower and get changed etc etc etc.

I then got in my car, (running fine at the moment, keep ure fingers crossed tho!) and drove down to town to meet my mate Will. We then had a fun packed couple of hours in the library where we had planned to do some revision for our last exam - this didnt really happen.

We then got some food and went back to the library to give it another go but the motivation levels within us were at an all time convenient low.

SO, i decided to go and sort my hours out for my new job, got shown around etc. Looks like im stuck in a kitchen over the summer! chef Paul, got a ring to it dont it, no, oh well.

Now im sat here, listening to music typing this blog.

And tonite im goin to a mates to play poker. All in all not a bad day i spose.

El CrEePo

ps. keep them comments comin in, MR Ralls is gettin several comments!

As you can see on the left of this page i have made the addition of a guestbook - thanks go out to Mr Ralls for telling me how to do this!

So people as you read and enjoy the site, sign my guestbook!!

El CrEePy

Ive stuck up an image of my new beast.

Shes a real beauty kickin out 440bhp and topping 200mph. Nah im kiddin as u probably guessed but she'll do for the time being.

The car known to many as 'toofast' is shown above lol

El CrEePo

Mr Phillip from over at 'theyallsuck' has decided (stupidly) to wage a war against me for whos site is the best.

Now, naturally im not a particularly competetive bloke but this offer is just too good to pass.

How bout we put a little wager on it hey number 2? Send ure comments in for ideas of any potential winnings or forfeits for who loses.

El CrEePo

Well......Ive just bought a new car for me to drash around in the summer.

It isnt anything spectacular - its a 1991 (J) reg Nissan Micra 1.2 GS AUTOMATIC - Yes automatic. Bought it for £300 and i think the main incentive was the cd player.

Its white and has a luxurious brown interior (take note of the sarcasm here) but it will do for the 4 months im gonna be home.

I will keep u up to date on any blown engines etc.

El CrEePo

Last night me and a few course mates hit Bristol for an end of exam celebration. We did exactly what we sed we werent gonna do and ended up in Reflex (an 80's themed club). We had had a few pints and a couple of vodka's and cokes but werent that drunk really. HOWEVER, me and my mate still managed to end up on the podium alongside a rather imposing pole. With mates of the floor spuring me on I went for a big move and jumped up in the air to try and swing around the pole. I was swiftly rendered in agony as my left bollock took the brunt of the impact.

THATS why pole dancing should be left to the lovely ladies that do it so much justice.

Take heed of my information.

El CrEePo

I know this ants ordeal is lingering a bit now and this is probably the last thing im gonna say about it. But, my housemate Adam (pictured below) has asked me to give him a mention on here because he feels so happy about the fact he killed an ant last nite on the kitchen worktop with a spoon. So Adam, this one goes out to u......

El CrEePo

Well i have been using this MSN space now for a while and I actually think its pretty cool, its basically like having ure own website and not having to pay for it, now that cant be bad can it?

Anyways, hmmmm, I dont really know what to write at the moment, I shud be revising for an exam i have tomorow which is at 5.30 in the bloody evenin!! Damn uni's, oh well.

Anyway, when i think of something to write thats actually worthwhile ill be sure to get straight on to it and let u know all about it, untill then, stay safe.

El CrEePo

Im proud to say, that as a result of my bravery and persistance, I have managed to win the war over the ants. On Wednesay night Me and Colin (my housemate) put a solution of sugar and syrup on some kitchen roll to try and draw them out onto the kitchen. We made an addition of the masking tape thinking that as they paraded towards the sugary goodness they would get stuck. When we got up in the morning they were basically having a pool party on the syrup and looked as though they were taking the piss. We were soon crushing the living shit out of all the little blighters. Since then I havent seen one in my room.

So basically what im saying is that if any of you little ant shits out there fancy a go then come on down to my room and play. I dont care if u are red fire ants from the deepest depths of the amazon rainforest - BRING IT ON.

El CrEePo

This morning, yesterday morning, and the day before, I have been horrified to wake up and find what seems to be a colony of ants invading my privacy in my room. Up until now I havent had a problem with these little SHITS, but when they think they can get away with invading my privacy then the shoe of death will come there way. They seem to be coming out at nite and having a big party, and they seem to be stickin to one area in my room. The most anoying thing is I dunno how the hell they are gettin in. One thing I do know is that it gives me great pleasure in killing the little sons of bitches. Im not a violent person but these guys have pissed me off now. I have tried several killing techniques so far:

• Shoe stomp
• Hoover
• Shoe slap
• Hot iron
• Deodorant spray
• Toilet cleaner spray

Of all of these I have found the iron to be most effectives as this renders a quick, severe, painful (most important) death.

Anyway I will keep you up to date on my quest, I wont give up till I kill every last one of them (sorry i know that sounds harsh but its their own fault)

El CrEePo

Last nite, like most saturdays, I over indulged on the old alcoholic beverages. Now, considering I feel like crap this morning, I have started wondering why I feel it necessary to knock back the drinks at such an alarming rate and how it actually benefits me. Lets weigh up the pro's and con's on the situtation:

Good points:

An immense gain in confidence

A great feeling of not giving a shit

Having a laugh with mates

Bad points:

Losing control of your body

Becoming vulnerable to a kick in

Texting people saying things that would be best off not said

Spending too much money on drink that your gonna puke up in the morning

Waking up with a splitting headache

Regretting everything (that you can remember) that you did

etc etc etc

Now, as you can see the list goes on and Im starting to think, why am I doing this to myself. Anyway, I dunno why Im saying this cos im blatently gonna be out on the piss next weekend. Just take it into account children, drink is a killer. (Wat a loser)

Im off to be sick

El CrEePo

Today, like yesterday, and the day before etc......was another stressful day. Trying to cram as much work as possible into the few hours that exist in the day is gettin more and more difficult and I think im coming to end of my teather.

University is meant to set you up for life once you have finished, but already at the end of my first year im starting to feel like I cant be assed to carry on. I think I probably feel negative bout it cos im at such a busy time of the year. If you had asked me how i felt 6 months ago you probably would have recieved a drunken 'fu**ing brilliant!!!!'

Well i guess good things must come to an end and with exams round the corner things can only go downhill from here. On a brighter note summer is also just round the next corner and i cant bloody wait.

Feel free to send in any motivational comments you have.

El CrEePo